And in a blatant steal from Sam's brother Jez's blog...

I bring the new I-have-a-2700-word-essay-due-on-Tuesday time waster....

Google the phrase "[your first name] is" so in my case "Angela is", then post the most interesting results.

-Angela is arrested, and Ken thinks it's time he and Deirdre got married.

-Angela is flawless

-ANGELA is a gem, and it's full of help

-Angela is mentally handicapped, her intellect is that of a ten or eleven year old

-Angela is an angel who's job it is to hunt various beings of evil

-Angela is being framed

-Angela is the attractive but hard-bitten wife of an ageing Mafioso

-Angela is kind and good; Diabola is hateful and wicked.

-Angela is lying in bed like a sack of nothing, so what would she know?

-Angela is often late for school, and sometimes just disappears during class

-Angela is perfectly able to speak [and how...]

-Angela is up bright andearly every morning [HA! ahahhahaha....]

-Angela is terrified. What’s wrong with the world?

-Angela is a "non-notable person"

-Angela is a hunter; one of few angels that have been granted permits to huntHellspawns as part of Heaven's cold war with Hell

-Angela is hypoglycemic, and she mustget her some chocolate.

-Angela is not a person

-Angela is the hapless victim

So there you go.